Onision Theme Song

I made a theme song, I thought it was kind of lovely... it's amazing what imagination's people have, but all you can do about that is sing when you want to and live on smiling... there must be sunshine and there must be rain.

Here's the song & lyrics:

 

I never knew I could find a guy as great as Onision
Until I met anyone other than Onision
Then I realized that Onision was kinda insane
Yeah there's something not right with this guy

Everyone around me, warned me not to watch Onision
They said he'd brainwash me into loving Onision
But all those people mystriously disappeared now I don't remember what they said
Onision's videos are the best in the world if every other entertainer was dead

It's Onision, not OH-NEE-SHUN not ON SEE ON or ONION-SAN
His name is James not greg or greggles stop calling him gurg, gorg or freaking gaggles.
Onision not OM-NEE-SHUN not o-ni-SON not CREEP or GROOMER
Whatever you heard bad is always just a rumor.

He's Onision, your neighborhood Onision,
He's you're best friend if he's the only friend you got,
If you had more friends they would be much better,
But Onision is always the best....
If there's no competition.
If there's no competition.